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2. Socks
3. Padded Bra
4. WonderBra
5. Water Bra
6. Those amazing rubbery inserts or those same new rubbery inserts that are now a bra 'cause they put a little snap thing between the two rubber cups.
7. Deftly applied makeup (?!?)
8. Tight bra/shirt
9. Keep your arms crossed all the time
10. Plastic Surgery
Top Ten Reasons Single Men Could Stay Single - Forever!
10. Wearing that "15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Women" shirt.
9. Epic 10-hour online gaming sessions, complete with two Domino's pizzas and a Big Gulp.
8. Carrying more than three pens at anytime in your shirt pocket. Or just having a shirt pocket!
7. Two words: mullet haircut
6. Showing off your extensive Star Wars toy collection on the first date? Not very suave.
5. Every sentence starts with, "I hate it when girls. "
4. It's called a toothbrush. Don't be afraid, teeth are your friend.
3. She can smell your cologne before you even leave the house. A little goes a long way, hombre.
2. "You know, I really relate to this Curb Your Enthusiasm guy, and Ali G iz da man!"
1. A deep-seeded resentment of women
We also feature interesting sex facts and statistics , amazing world sex records and related trivia. All humor pages are pop up free and unlike most every other site, we don't attempt to download any funky spyware programs to your computer or enable java scripts to track your movements.
Find the largest compilation of jokes and satire that will tickle your funny bone, and maybe even make you think! Though most the archive is rather tame compared to most other sites with similiar content, the material is intended for adults only, 18 years of age and older. We hope you get a nice giggle or two and thank you for dropping by!
Welcome to our popular daily sex and romance related Top Ten lists! A virtual knowledge base and reference to any and every thing you always never needed to know about sex related issues and behavior!
We also review all the hottest dating services and offer romantic products at the best deals you'll find on the Internet. We also feature totally free of charge personals for singles. You'll never find any spam, pop up ads, pop under pages or spyware of any kind within our singles network. continued from: page seven | sex top ten lists
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(Not seen on Letterman)Top Ten Ways to Make Your Breasts Look Bigger:
1. Tissues
2. Socks
3. Padded Bra
4. WonderBra
5. Water Bra
6. Those amazing rubbery inserts or those same new rubbery inserts that are now a bra 'cause they put a little snap thing between the two rubber cups.
7. Deftly applied makeup (?!?)
8. Tight bra/shirt
9. Keep your arms crossed all the time
10. Plastic Surgery
Top Ten Reasons Single Men Could Stay Single - Forever!
10. Wearing that "15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Women" shirt.
9. Epic 10-hour online gaming sessions, complete with two Domino's pizzas and a Big Gulp.
8. Carrying more than three pens at anytime in your shirt pocket. Or just having a shirt pocket!
7. Two words: mullet haircut
6. Showing off your extensive Star Wars toy collection on the first date? Not very suave.
5. Every sentence starts with, "I hate it when girls. "
4. It's called a toothbrush. Don't be afraid, teeth are your friend.
3. She can smell your cologne before you even leave the house. A little goes a long way, hombre.
2. "You know, I really relate to this Curb Your Enthusiasm guy, and Ali G iz da man!"
1. A deep-seeded resentment of women
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5. pussy lips, lady lips, pantie-lips, cunt-lips, honey lips
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10. shell, gash, slit, slot or love-slot, the pink, crack, cleft
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3. suck cock or lick dick
4. eat a sausage or a hot dog
5. take to lunch
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10. throating (but only if you're good)
Top Ten Pickup lines of all Time
10. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. 9. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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7. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
5. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
4. My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.?
3. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
2. You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
1. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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This is a real sex club that was created by a group of married women who wanted a safe place to go to find real men for one night stands and affairs. The site has grown to about 80,000 members who are getting laid on a constant basis! Explore a jungle of desires and needs, at one of the most refined and select clubs on the Net.
Top Ten Terms for Clitoris
1. clit
2. button or love button
3. dealybob
4. tongue candy (as object of cunnilingus)
5. pussy lips, lady lips, pantie-lips, cunt-lips, honey lips
6. quim
7. lubri-cunt
8. honey, hot honey or golden honey
9. lovin'-juice, cunt juice
10. shell, gash, slit, slot or love-slot, the pink, crack, cleft
Top Ten Terms for Oral Sex on a Man
1. hummer
2. blow job
3. suck cock or lick dick
4. eat a sausage or a hot dog
5. take to lunch
6. a BJ smoothie
7. a sticky sweet facial 8. a swallow sandwich
9. lipstick on the dipstick
10. throating (but only if you're good)
Top Ten Pickup lines of all Time
10. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. 9. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
8. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
7. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
5. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
4. My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.?
3. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
2. You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
1. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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